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World's Worst Life Coach

from Soul Music for the Soulless by WORDS HURT

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1st Verse
crush kill destroy stress
Burn yourself alive die and hit refresh
Get your Phoenix on. You could be a don
Some comida a breather and get your breeding on

Maybe read a book on your kindle or your nook
Take week and antique up in Kinderhook
You could be hella bland bro
Especially if you plan to go commando

bump Darius Rucker
Hootie and the blowfish you know this muthafucker
and drink a little Lowenbrau
hang out with an older crowd

watch cbs a drama or a comedy
Eat biscotti and have a spot of tea
One up the governments hypocrisy
And Make bad calls like your man ed houcoli

Hook:
Life ain't easy we're all professionals
bull by the horn -- life by the testicles
Just some words of wisdom live them I guess
And you could be the man with my plan for success

And you could be the man with my plan for success
you could be the man with my plan for success
You could be the man you could be the man
you could be the man with my plan for success

2nd Verse
crush kill destroy stress
Rock Dockers with an oxford and a fleece vest
Vineyard Vines unwind and regress
want a timely demise no more and no less

Don't let me get decrepit or make a wack record
Pull the plug if you must you'll find no objections
Sign the DNR while playing GNR
Upload my essence to an unlabeled CDR

Grow old have a bratty kid
play madlib while playing madlibs
I still play madness
Our house - our address

art is so arduous
let's have online arguments
Twitter flame wars till your brain pours
Out our eyes and die from incompetence

Hook:
Life ain't easy we're all professionals
bull by the horn -- life by the testicles
Just some words of wisdom live them I guess
And you could be the man with my plan for success

And you could be the man with my plan for success
you could be the man with my plan for success
You could be the man you could be the man
you could be the man with my plan for success

3rd Verse
Crush kill destroy stress
Get the Sunday times watch meet the press
No nuance - clip coupons
have a salad - no croutons

Try that new fad diet b
Join a cult but not Scientology
And if your living bored start a vision board
That will solve your problems when your balled up on the kitchen floor

Yo you should watch John waters
Collect Kitsch build a wall at the border
Download apps place online orders
Spotify playlist you made for your daughter

And you could Be a modern man
Go and get your shirts monogrammed
These are all simple life hacks
And No lie they'll fix what your life lacks

Hook:
Life ain't easy we're all professionals
bull by the horn -- life by the testicles
Just some words of wisdom live them I guess
And you could be the man with my plan for success

And you could be the man with my plan for success
you could be the man with my plan for success
You could be the man you could be the man
you could be the man with my plan for success

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from Soul Music for the Soulless, released November 16, 2017

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WORDS HURT New York, New York

Words Hurt is the merger between rapper Alaska & producer Lang Vo. Together they're the embodiment of using spite & self deprecation to block out the rest of the assholes clamoring for your attention.
Merch: www.redbubble.com/people/wordshurtmusic/shop
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